Engraved Kitchen Quotes Cutting Board — Where Humor Meets Heart

Fill your kitchen with laughter, love, and inspiration with ARTFULANE’s Engraved Kitchen Quotes Cutting Board.
Each handcrafted board features one of 16 clever, uplifting, and playful designs — perfect for cooks, bakers, and families who find joy in everyday moments.

From “Don’t Be Afraid to Take Whisks” to “Cookies Make Everything Better” and “May the Fork Be With You”, every board adds charm and personality to your kitchen décor.
Crafted from premium American hardwood, these engraved pieces make ideal gifts for housewarmings, weddings, or anyone who loves to cook with a smile.

Designed for decorative display, each engraved kitchen quotes cutting board blends warmth, wit, and timeless beauty — transforming ordinary kitchens into places filled with laughter and love.

Design & Personalization Details

Each engraved kitchen quote cutting board is made in the USA with 100% American hardwood.
The intricate laser engraving ensures your chosen quote is crisp, detailed, and built to last.
You can choose your preferred layout orientation (horizontal or vertical) for a perfect fit with your space and design.

Available Designs (16 total):
Baking Queen • Blessed Are Those Who Do My Dishes • Blessed Are Those Who Do My Laundry • Choose Your Weapon • Cookies Make Everything Better • Count the Memories, Not the Calories • Don’t Be Afraid to Take Whisks • Get Your Fat Pants Ready • I Only Have a Kitchen Because It Came with the House • Life Is Short, Lick the Spoon • Life Is What You Bake It • Many Have Eaten Here, Few Have Died • May the Fork Be With You • My Kitchen, My Rules • The Dishes Are Looking at Me Dirty Again • This Kitchen Is for Dancing • Your Opinion Is Not Part of the Recipe

Every quote is carefully designed to balance modern typography with handcrafted warmth, making it a standout display piece for any kitchen wall, shelf, or countertop.

Available Product Styles:

• Hardwood Paddle Cutting Board — classic farmhouse shape with a handle.

• Hardwood Oval Cutting Board — soft, elegant curves.

• Rectangle Cutting Board with Stand — display-ready modern silhouette for your countertop or open shelving.

Please note: these engraved boards are designed for decorative use only to preserve their detail and finish.

Why Choose Engraved Kitchen Quotes Cutting Board by ARTFULANE

Our engraved kitchen quotes cutting board celebrates food, humor, and togetherness in every grain.
Each board is carefully made from sustainably sourced hardwood and engraved with messages that make you smile every day.

They’re not just décor — they’re conversation pieces that capture what cooking is really about: love, laughter, and connection.
Perfect as gifts for home chefs, bakers, friends, or family, each one brings an extra touch of personality to the heart of the home.

For a complete kitchen story, explore our
Designer Custom Kitchen Accessories Collection.
You’ll find coordinating boards and pieces that share the same handcrafted charm.

Care Instructions

• Wipe gently with a soft, dry, or slightly damp cloth.

• Avoid soaking or dishwashing to preserve the engraving.

• Do not use for cutting or chopping.

• Store in a dry area, away from direct sunlight.

• Optionally apply food-safe oil to keep the wood hydrated and rich in color.

📏 Size Guide

Reference Number: ART-ECB877.10

Why Choose ARTFULANE Engraved Wooden Cutting Boards?

At ARTFULANE, every engraved wooden cutting board tells a story of craftsmanship, care, and character. Each piece is designed not just as a kitchen tool — but as a functional work of art that connects tradition, personalization, and timeless design.

Authentic Craftsmanship

Our boards are meticulously crafted from 100% American hardwood, ensuring strength, durability, and natural beauty that only genuine wood can offer. Proudly made in the USA, every piece embodies the spirit of true American craftsmanship.

Personalized Perfection

From our Rectangle Cutting Board with Stand to our Hardwood Paddle and Oval Boards, each design can be engraved with your custom text, logo, or message — turning a simple kitchen essential into a meaningful keepsake. Whether for home chefs or design lovers, personalization adds that heartfelt, artful touch that makes every board unique.

Premium Materials & Timeless Design

Using only solid hardwoods, our cutting boards highlight the organic grain and warmth of natural wood. Their versatile forms — rectangular, paddle, or oval — are crafted for decorative display, perfect for styling countertops, serving charcuterie, or gifting loved ones.

Perfect for Gifting

Thoughtfully designed and beautifully finished, ARTFULANE cutting boards make ideal gifts for weddings, anniversaries, holidays, or housewarmings. They’re lasting tokens of warmth, gratitude, and creativity — cherished long after the occasion.

Sustainably Crafted, Built to Last

We believe in slow design and lasting quality. Our boards are made from responsibly sourced hardwoods and finished with care, ensuring longevity while reducing waste. Each board matures gracefully, gaining character with time — just like the stories they hold.

Bring home the art of everyday craftsmanship.
Explore the Designer Custom Kitchen Accessories Collection to discover engraved cutting boards and handcrafted pieces that blend beauty, function, and meaning — only at ARTFULANE.

For personalization and ordering, visit our Designer Custom Kitchen Accessories Collection
featuring handcrafted boards, utensils, and personalized culinary essentials.

Crafted, Functional, and Elegantly Personal

Elevate your kitchen with the timeless craftsmanship of ARTFULANE’s Rectangle Cutting Board With Stand, designed to blend functionality, beauty, and personalization. Handcrafted from premium solid wood, each board reveals a naturally rich grain pattern — no two are ever alike. Perfect for daily use or display, it brings a touch of artisanal elegance to every meal.

With its smooth surface and one-side engraving option, you can customize your board with names, messages, or logos to create a unique piece that’s both practical and meaningful. When not in use, the matching wooden stand transforms your board into a decorative accent — turning a kitchen essential into a piece of art.

Ideal for culinary enthusiasts and design lovers alike, this versatile cutting board makes an exceptional gift that combines utility, sentiment, and style.

Key Features

Premium Solid Wood: Made from durable, natural wood featuring a one-of-a-kind grain texture that enhances with age.

Custom Engraving: Personalize one side with text, artwork, or logos for a distinctive, lasting impression.

Elegant Wooden Stand: Includes a sturdy stand for upright display and effortless storage.

Functional & Decorative: Perfect for slicing, serving, or showcasing — ideal for both kitchens and dining spaces.

Thoughtful Gifting Choice: A meaningful gift for Mother’s Day, Father’s Day, weddings, housewarmings, or holidays — designed to endure and be cherished.

Why Choose the Rectangle Cutting Board With Stand?

More than a kitchen tool, this board embodies craftsmanship and sentiment. Its solid wood durability ensures years of reliable use, while the engraved personalization adds warmth and individuality. The included stand offers both convenience and a sophisticated display option, reflecting the perfect blend of artistry and practicality.

Whether you’re upgrading your kitchen decor or searching for a heartfelt gift, this piece delivers timeless elegance and everyday usefulness in one beautifully made design.

Care Instructions

• Wipe clean with a dry or slightly damp cloth.

• Avoid prolonged soaking or dishwasher use.

• Keep away from extreme heat or moisture to preserve finish and engraving quality.

• Periodically condition with food-safe mineral oil to maintain wood luster.

Size Guide

For personalization and ordering, visit our Designer Custom Kitchen Accessories Collection
featuring handcrafted boards, serving accents, and kitchen décor made for inspired living.

Timeless Craftsmanship, Classic Design, and American Quality

Elevate your kitchen aesthetic with ARTFULANE’s Hardwood Oval Cutting Board, a beautifully crafted piece designed for the true cooking enthusiast. Hand-made from 100% American hardwood, this board embodies warmth, durability, and refined simplicity — the perfect blend of tradition and craftsmanship.

Whether you’re prepping grandma’s famous lasagna or showcasing your favorite kitchen décor, this oval board brings timeless charm and natural elegance to every space. Its smooth, solid surface and rich wood grain create a warm foundation for decorative displays or gift-giving occasions.

Proudly made in the USA, each board celebrates authentic American woodworking — built to last and designed to inspire.

Key Features

Premium American Hardwood: Crafted from 100% American hardwood, ensuring strength, character, and natural beauty in every piece.

Oval Design for Versatility: The rounded silhouette adds visual softness, making it perfect for display or presentation in both rustic and modern kitchens.

Two Convenient Sizes:
  • 8.5" × 11" (Large)
  • 5.5" × 8" (Small)

Elegant Decorative Piece: Please note — this board is designed for decorative display purposes only and not intended for direct food preparation.

Thoughtful Gift Choice: A meaningful present for weddings, birthdays, holidays, or home décor lovers.

Proudly Made in the USA: Supporting local craftsmanship and celebrating quality that endures.

Why Choose the Hardwood Oval Cutting Board?

With its natural finish and graceful curves, this board combines artistry and heritage. Perfect for decorative arrangements, countertop styling, or cozy kitchen displays, it brings an elevated, homey warmth to your culinary space.

Every board features its own unique wood grain, ensuring no two are exactly alike — a true testament to the authenticity of handcrafted design. Whether gifting it to a loved one or adding it to your own collection, this piece reflects ARTFULANE’s commitment to timeless beauty and meaningful design.

Care Instructions

• Wipe clean with a dry or slightly damp cloth.

• Avoid soaking or placing in the dishwasher.

• Keep away from extreme heat or prolonged moisture exposure.

• Occasionally apply food-safe mineral oil to maintain wood’s natural sheen (for decorative use only).

Size Guide

For personalization and ordering, visit our Designer Custom Kitchen Accessories Collection
featuring handcrafted boards, serving pieces, and kitchen décor made for inspired living.

Artisanal, Timeless, and Proudly American Made

Introducing ARTFULANE’s Hardwood Paddle Cutting Board — a handcrafted statement piece designed for culinary enthusiasts and décor lovers alike. Made with precision from 100% American hardwood, each paddle board highlights the natural grain, color, and texture of real wood, bringing rustic charm and refined craftsmanship into your kitchen.

Perfect for recipe displays, charcuterie spreads, or as a personalized accent, this board captures the warmth of handmade artistry. Whether you’re showcasing grandma’s famous lasagna, arranging freshly baked cookies, or styling your countertop, it’s the ideal balance of beauty and practicality.

Proudly made in the USA, each board is a tribute to enduring craftsmanship — built to last, inspire, and elevate your culinary presentation.

Key Features

Premium American Hardwood: Crafted from sustainably sourced, 100% American hardwood for long-lasting beauty and durability.

Functional Paddle Design: Features a classic handle shape for effortless serving, display, and handling.

Two Convenient Sizes: Available in
  • 15" × 7" (Large)
  • 11.5" × 5.5" (Small)
to suit a variety of kitchens and presentation needs.

Decorative Display Piece: Perfect for showcasing recipes, baked goods, or decorative arrangements — a standout addition to your kitchen décor.

Thoughtful Gift Choice: Ideal for weddings, housewarmings, holidays, or self-care moments. A handcrafted gift that celebrates tradition and quality.

Proudly Made in the USA: Expertly manufactured and finished domestically, ensuring every board meets the highest standards of American craftsmanship.

Why Choose the Hardwood Paddle Cutting Board?

Blending artistry, nostalgia, and utility, this paddle cutting board brings a sense of heritage to modern kitchens. Designed more for presentation than preparation, it’s perfect for decorative styling, recipe photography, or creating a warm, inviting serving setup.

Each board’s natural wood grain tells its own story — no two are identical — making every piece a truly unique accent. Whether for gifting or everyday display, it embodies ARTFULANE’s mission to create artfully crafted kitchen pieces that combine function and feeling.

Care Instructions

• Clean gently with a dry or slightly damp cloth.

• Avoid soaking, dishwashers, or abrasive cleaning tools.

• Keep away from heat sources and prolonged moisture exposure.

• Occasionally condition with food-safe oil to preserve natural luster (for display use only).

Size Guide

At ARTFULANE, your satisfaction is our top priority. If your item arrives damaged, defective, or does not meet your expectations, we’ll make it right by offering a replacement or reproduction at no additional cost. Contact us at hello@artfulane.com within 30 days of delivery.

For more details, visit our Satisfaction Guarantee page.

1. How long does shipping take?

Processing Time:

• Standard: 1–3 business days

• Custom / Made-to-order: 2–7 business days

Shipping Time – United States:

• Standard Shipping: 3–7 business days

• Expedited Shipping (if offered): 2–3 business days

Shipping Time – International:

• Standard International: 7–14 business days

• Extended International (remote regions/customs delays): Up to 21 days

 You can find more details in our Shipping Policy.

2. Can I return or exchange my order?

Due to the custom-made nature of our products, we do not accept standard returns or exchanges. However, if your item arrives defective or incorrect, please contact us at hello@artfulane.com within 30 days of delivery. Learn more about our Refund Policy.

3. What if my product is damaged or incorrect?

We stand by our Satisfaction Guarantee. If your product is damaged, defective, or incorrect, please contact us at hello@artfulane.com within 30 days of delivery, and we’ll make it right with a replacement or reproduction at no additional cost.

4. How are your products made?

Every product is custom-made to order with premium materials and expert craftsmanship. This ensures high quality and attention to detail. For specific product details, please check the information above or contact us at hello@artfulane.com. Learn more about our Customization Options.

5. How can I contact ARTFULANE?

We’re here to help! For any questions or concerns, email us at hello@artfulane.com. Our customer care team is available Monday through Friday from 9 AM to 5 PM (Eastern Time). Visit our Contact page for more information.

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